Buzz·Posted on Dec 29, 201836 Of The Funniest College Tweets From 2018"I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them."by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. zayns eye freckle @esnyscripted me looking at my professor when people start zipping backpacks a few mins before class ends bc i want them to know i’m still listening 07:00 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. “vanessa” @V_sugarbaby met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off...one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO 09:59 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Tw*tter Tw*nk @booboolafool me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: 01:44 AM - 23 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 04:39 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. نِهال 🌿 @sizathemeans_ Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty Me: *follows etiquette* Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad 09:53 PM - 07 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Justyce @CarterJustyce My professor after I took that hard ass final: HAPPY HOLIDAYS 😁😁😁 Me: 04:29 AM - 12 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. HanSue @Hannasuewilson I skipped classes today and went to the mall, my mom called and said “hey what are you doing” and “hey I’m in Anthropologie” and she said “oh SRY! I didn’t realize you were in class! Bye love you. Also I’m SO PROUD OF YOU ALWAYS GOING TO CLASS!” I said “thanks mom! Bye(:” 11:41 PM - 30 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Cas @CassieCothernXO me driving on campus: if u don’t move I will hit u omg me walking on campus: what r they gonna do lol hit me 07:59 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. YVNG CASSIUS @JohnsonAchmed Mom: “Are you learning anything in college ?” Me: 10:21 PM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. maria @mariaanasr do i rlly need this degree if the earth is dying 03:19 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jeff @Carpenter3Jeff Girls will go to the library pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicolored pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee then just sit on their phone for two hours 01:02 AM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. bryan🖤 @bryan_es59 Me and my mom clicking around the fafsa website not knowing wtf we’re doing 08:34 AM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. SAINT J القديس ياء @houston_trill98 Me dragging my last 2 brain cells to lecture cause we need this degree 06:03 PM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. عادل قنطار Adel Quntar @adelquntar College students when we get free food and a T-shirt https://t.co/LWQczHdzcD 05:19 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Henny C @Hannah_Alexis98 Roommate: don’t you have a class right now? Me: yeah why https://t.co/oB56pwwtKo 06:04 PM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt 03:45 PM - 08 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys me after the one (1) lecture that i spent entirely on my phone, rethinking whether all this is really worth a college degree 04:17 PM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. college student @collegeprobIem college is cool because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone completely understands the situation 06:00 PM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 🅱️ @10_Ben_ Teacher: “I’m not gonna say names, but one person got a 52” Classmate: “Maaan, who the fuck got a 52?!?!” *class laughs* Me, hiding my paper with a 52: 07:27 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Miguel @Miguel_nunez I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them 07:20 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Catie Kauffman @ckauffman20 Multiple choice in high school: a) not the answer b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER c) not the answer In college: a) could be the answer b) oh this one could be too c) doubtful, but what if I’m wrong and it is the answer? d) vague option that could also be right 06:47 PM - 10 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hunter J @Hunner_g Group projects are the best 07:31 PM - 05 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Alexis @alexiss_lo Me when my professor lectures for 1 hour and 15 minutes during a 1 hour and 15 minute class 10:23 PM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Elias-الياس @eliaskhawam_ *studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: ‘Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes’ Me in my head: “Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway” *goes to sleep 01:39 AM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. College Student @ColIegeStudent Me in HS: Yea I’m involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 4 sports teams. Me in College: So good news, I’m passing 06:25 PM - 10 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 29. christmas claire @clairedaniellem yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications” 03:07 AM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Blaine @_BlaineB High school: Aye can we get an extra 5 minutes between classes please? College: what the heck am i supposed to do for 3 hours 06:02 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Derrick 🎒 @_ayosworldd Teacher: the average test score was a 45% The class: https://t.co/DZfJfVnq6D 07:42 PM - 10 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. College Student @ColIegeStudent Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable 01:42 AM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 34. madeline sanders† @Madeline_19 finals week finahs hweek fichas heseedk richas husbedk richs husbadk rich husband 10:40 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. sabrina @sabsavage_ Me texting my kids once they’re in college and me and my husband finally start our world tour https://t.co/rvMPv2ZGOG 08:46 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. g @_gabbyromero Finals week begin today 🥴 07:44 PM - 10 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite