1. A white-noise sound machine with 20 soothing settings to block out any unwanted early morning street noise or loud neighbors so you can sleep peacefully past 11.
2. An extra cooling adaptive foam mattress that'll help hot sleepers slumber comfortably into the early afternoon rather than waking up bright and early drenched in sweat.
3. An incredibly soft and breathable MicroModal PJ set you'll never wanna take off your body. Say goodbye to overheating at 7 a.m., waking up to remove all of your sleep clothes, and then never being able to get back to snoozetown no matter how hard you try.
4. A linen draught excluder to help block cold air, noise, and light from sneaking in under your door and disrupting your morning sleep. It even has a convenient loop so you can hang it for easy storage when it's not in use.
5. A pack of reviewer-loved ear plugs for anyone who didn't know about the major construction project happening across the street until ~after~ you moved in. These'll help block out the cacophony that seems to start earlier and earlier each day so you can finally continue your shut-eye past the crack of dawn.
6. A cooling silk pillowcase perfect for anyone who is constantly flipping their pillow to the ~cool side~. The premium mulberry silk also helps prevent wrinkles, morning pillow creases on your skin, split ends, *and* frizz — all while being luxuriously comfy so you can extend your beauty sleep a little longer. No one has to know!
7. A stunning, hand-built stoneware fountain whose soothing ambience will keep you from ever wanting to leave your bed in the morning.
8. A sleeping mask to block out the morning light while driving the message home that you are *not* to be awoken under any circumstances.
9. A borderline magical Muslin Comfort blanket that's ultra breathable and temperature regulating so you can snuggle up without waking up at 3 a.m. in a pool of your own sweat. Plus, it's oversized, so you and your blanket-hogging partner (or dog) can stop fighting each other for coverage every dang night.
10. A sheet of stick-on sound dampeners because you're tired of being woken up by the sound of your early riser roommate slamming cabinets as they search for the perfect pan to cook their ~basically middle of the night~ breakfast in.
11. A durable, water-resistant dog bed designed with tiered foam and a layered poly-weave for impeccable comfort, as well as side rails for snuggling, because *maybe* if your pups are sleeping in the height of luxury, they won't bother you first thing in the morn'.
12. Some blackout curtains to keep the harsh sunlight out because it isn't morning until you *say* it's morning! These'll also help dampen external noise, keep your room from overheating, and give you some extra privacy from your nosey neighbors.
13. A Nalgene water bottle, because you know you're gonna wake up utterly parched first thing in the morning, and keeping one of these next to your bed means you can have a quick sip before easily slipping back into slumber instead of having to trudge all the way to the kitchen and winding up being too awake to fall back asleep.
14. A lightweight and breathable sleep pod that'll swaddle you up so you can literally *sleep like a baby*. It simulates the gentle pressure of being hugged, helping you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer.
15. A high-quality down pillow because your pillow can make all the difference between sleeping soundly through the morning or waking up early with blinding neck pain. This one is designed to be both soft and fluffy *as well as* responsive and supportive. Plus, it's machine washable!
16. A classy wooden diffuser so you can fill your room with relaxing essential oils to help you continue to sleep peacefully through the morning.
17. A weighted blanket that can help relax your body, promoting more restful sleep. Reviewers claim it helps them sleep longer while reducing stress and anxiety.
18. A wonderful-smelling home spray you can use to give your linens the soothing aroma of bergamot, thyme, eucalyptus, lavender, and ylang ylang that'll make you just wanna roll over and fall back asleep every time you get a calming whiff.
19. A memory foam half-moon knee pillow to help you sleep more comfortably so you don't wake up unrested and in pain *long* before your alarm goes off.
20. A deep-pocket mattress topper with an extra layer of supportive microfiber your back will thank you for by *not* waking you up early to file a complaint.
21. 100% organic cotton sheets made with a percale weave for cool comfort and peak softness that'll make your bed feel like the most luxurious place in the house — and you certainly won't be leaving it until you are good and ready.
22. A pack of bedsheet suspenders to keep your sheets from devolving into utter chaos over the course of the night. Instead of waking up caught in a tangle of blankets and fitted sheets, try easing into the day calmly in a neat and tidy bed with these.
23. A down-alternative comforter that feels like sleeping inside a happy little cloud, especially on the days when you can silence your alarms.
24. A comforting nightlight with different modes that allow you to choose between or automatically rotate through eight vibrant colors, creating the perfect relaxing atmosphere for extending your slumber a little further.
25. A cuddly body pillow so you can stay snuggled up well past your normal waking time. It'll also help support your hip, back, neck, and stomach *all at the same time* to help you avoid pain in the morning.
26. A wake-up light so you can start your day calmly rather than with a jarring iPhone alarm. This beautiful device mimics a natural sunrise and gradually gets brighter over a half hour so you can ease into the morning.
27. An elegant Novogratz canopy bed that'll make you feel like royalty. And today, you decree, you shall not be awoken until noon has passed.
Novogratz
Get it from Novogratz for $199+ (available in sizes Twin–King and in gold).