Currently in Bangkok, Thailand pushing myself to the limits of human endurance. My life is a myriad of insane events that make perfect sense. I have strong political beliefs that would perhaps warrant imprisonment in the continental United States. Regardless of my oft macabre mentality, I am always down for a good time, so get at me if you wanna kick it'.
AKA: Johnny Cash, Johnny Blaze, Johnny Walker, Johnny Quest, 'The Rookie', Night Hawk, Monkey King.