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Which Greek Goddess Are You Based On The "30 Rock" Quotes That Describe You Best?

I'll do it, but only for the attention.

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  1. What do you believe?<br />
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    "Everyone around here is human garbage."
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    "Money can’t buy happiness. It is happiness."
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    "I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich."
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    "I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers, but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it."
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    "There are only two things I love in this world: everybody and television."
  2. What do you think<br />about other people?
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    "Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking."
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    "If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it."
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    "Remember, everyone, just don’t be yourselves."
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    "You people, you are my best friends and I hope you get everything you want in life."
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    "What is this, Horseville? Because I’m surrounded by naysayers."
  3. How's your love life?
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    "I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways."
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    "I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I’m gonna have a baby, and then I’m gonna die, and then I’m gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven."
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    "Obviously I care about her, but she keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected."
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    "I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant."
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    "My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable. And closed on Christmas."
  4. What's your<br />greatest strength?
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    "My incompetence knows no bounds."
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    "Look how drunk I am and how filled with cheese my mouth is."
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    "I once ate an entire witch!"
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    "Business doesn’t get me down. Business gets me off."
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    "One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say 'yes.' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more."
  5. What's your<br />greatest weakness?
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    "I'm wearing a Duane Reade bag as underwear today."
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    "Sometimes I sing too beautifully."
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    “I can’t change. I’m like a chameleon: Always a lizard.”
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    “I can talk to animals! Well, not talk to them. I can take commands from them.”
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    “I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, on top of a mountain in Switzerland.”

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