67 Movies All Guys Will Drop What They’re Doing To Watch

Even if it’s half way through and they’ve seen it 16 times before.

1. Die Hard – “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
2. Rudy – “No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.”
3. Tombstone – “I’m your huckleberry”
4. Slap Shot – “Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country’s refusal to accept him, well, I guess that’s more than most 21-year-olds can handle… Ogie Ogilthorpe!”

Universal Pictures

5. Terminator – “Come with me if you want to live.”
6. Gladiator – “Win the crowd and win your freedom.”
7. First Blood – “Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You’re lucky to be breathing.”
8. Major League – “JUST a bit outside.”
9. Blazing Saddles – “That’s HEDLEY!”

Warner Bros. Pictures

10. Happy Gilmore – “You’re gonna die, clown!”
11. Animal House – “Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Habor?”
12. Commando – “You’re a funny guy Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”

20th Century Fox

13. Field of Dreams – “This is my corn. You people are guests in my corn.”
14. Road House – “I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.”
15. Better Off Dead – “Two dollars!”
16. Step Brothers – “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”

Columbia Pictures

17. Predator – “I ain’t got time to bleed.”
18. Revenge of the Nerds – “What the fuck’s a frush?”
19. Big Trouble in Little China – “A six demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”
20. Fight Club – “His name was Robert Paulson.”
21. Enter the Dragon – “My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.”
22. Bull Durham - “This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He’s shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”
23. King Pin – “If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion.”

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Entertainment

24. Stripes – “Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.”
25. Billy Madison – “Knibb High football rules!”
26. Back to School – “Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out and then bring one every ten minutes.”
27. Midnight Run – “Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.”
28. Full Metal Jacket - “If I’m gonna get my balls blow off for a word, my word is ‘poontang’.”

Warner Bros. Pictures

29. High Plains Drifter – “You’re going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.”
30. Rollerball (1975) – “The game was created to demonstrate the futility of the individual effort.”
31. This is Spinal Tap - “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.”

Embassy Pictures, Studio Canal, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

32. True Romance – “I don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin’ Floyd.”
33. Kalifornia – “Early don’t eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.”
34. Dodgeball – “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
35. Snatch – “In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary…come again?”
36. Tommy Boy – “Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!”

Paramount Pictures

37. Dogma – “No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey’s rockin’ the ganj.”
38. Fletch – “You using the whole fist, Doc?”
39. Pulp Fiction – “You’re going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she’s got, uh, breastplate…”
40. Caddy Shack – “I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for awhile.”

Orion Pictures

41. Old School – “We’re going streaking!”
42. Rocky III – “My prediction? Pain!”
43. Rocky IV – “He is not human, he is a piece of iron.”

MGM/US Entertainment Company

44. Godfather I – “Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.”
45. Godfather II – “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”
46. Youngblood – “You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice.”
47. Clerks – “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

View Askew Productions, Miramax Films

48. Star Wars – “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”
49. The Empire Strikes Back – “The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.”
50. Return of the Jedi – “Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you, the conflict.”
51. The Matrix – “There is no spoon.”
52. Zoolander – “Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.”

Paramount Pictures

53. Mad Max – “The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.”
54. Scarface – “Every day above ground is a good day.”
55. Goodfellas – “…but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?
56. Raiders of the Lost Ark – “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.”
57. The Big Lebowski – “That rug really tied the room together.”

Gramercy Pictures

58. Coming to America - “Give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate.”
59. Office Space - “The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
60. Monty Python and The Holy Grail - “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Python Pictures

61. Shawshank Redemption - “If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary.”
62. Pineapple Express - “You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!”
63. Vacation - “We watch his program… We buy his toys, we go to his movies… he owes us. Doesn’t he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!”
64. The Princess Bride - “Inconceivable!”

Act III Communications

65. Wayne’s World - “Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”
66. Trading Places - “Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!”
67. The Blues Brothers - “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Universal Pictures

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