You got your period way before everyone else.You got your period way after everyone else.You lied about getting your period.Your entire friendship group was incredibly incestuous.You'd full on make out with your bf/gf every time you had to say goodbye.You obsessively fancied someone to creeper levels.You doodled your name and theirs on all your school books.You asked people to go out with you and they would IMMEDIATELY be your girlfriend or boyfriend.You told them you loved them within weeks of dating.When you started dating, your parents gave you The Talk even though it was gross and you knew it all anyway.You had an emo phase.You rolled up your school skirt as high as possible.You made some very poor makeup choices.You tried flicky eyeliner and just ended up looking like a goth.You watched the OC and wanted to be like Marissa even though she was obviously the worst.You had a teenage diary full of all your feelings.You had a teenage blog full of your feelings.You had an incredibly obvious crush on a teacher.You had an incredibly obvious crush on your friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend.You got really drunk at your friends’ house (with cool parents) and your parents had to be called to pick you up.You got really drunk in a park and had to be taken for emergency kebabs.You vomited inside one of your friends houses - not in the toilet.One of your friends vomited inside your house, not in the toilet.You had a fake ID.You borrowed an ID from someone older who looked vaguely like you.You used to memorise the facts on their ID every time you went to the pub.You practised their signature because you’d heard bouncers checked that sometimes.You had a convincing back story for when strangers chatted to you at the pub about who you were pretending to be and how you were definitely over 18.You pretended to take drugs well before you actually did.You were sold fake drugs at least once.You smoked cigarettes without inhaling.You covered the smell of cigarettes with Impulse body spray.You’d argue with your parents about absolutely everything.You padded your bra.You really enjoyed the novelty of having boobs for the first few years.You shaved your bikini line because you didn’t know any better.You endured years of inadequate fingering because you didn’t know it could be any betterYou knew exactly who had had sex in your year and with whom.You stressed out over your SATS.You stressed out over your GCSEs.You stressed out over your AS Levels.You stressed out over your A Levels.You stressed out over your UCAS application form.There was a place you "hung out" - a park, car park, local McDonalds.You slowdanced at your Valentines’ Disco.You panicked about what to wear on Mufti day.You cut your legs the first time you tried shaving.You tried to use hair removal cream subtly and stank out the whole house.You tried to use fake tan and ended up looking orange.You were frankly a bit scared of tampons for the longest time.You had a house party and it got trashed.You drank Malibu.You drank Bacardi Breezers or Smirnoff Ice.You once tried to strawpedo but it went horribly wrong.You got fake nails.You got a spray tan.You bought cheap extensions.You used your period as an excuse to get out of P.E.You spent too much money on your dress for your leaver's ball.You went on a girly holiday and what happened there must never be revealed in your adult life.You didn't wear a bra even though you obviously needed one.You had coloured braces.You cut your own fringe and completely fucked it up.You'd spend all your evenings on MSN talking to people you were at school with all day.You got your ears pierced in Claire's while everyone watched.You threw a tantrum because your mum wouldn't let you get any more piercings.You wore a thong high above your hipster jeans.You kept three or more hair ties on your wrist at any one time.You crimped your hair.You crimped your hair but straightened your fringe.You created your crush in Sims just so your Sim could marry them.You got a hair braid when you went on holiday.You wore an anklet, or a toe ring.You took your friends with you the first time you got a bikini wax.You kept all the posh paper bags from whenever you went shopping to take things to school in.
How Embarrassing Were Your Teenage Years?
You weren't embarassing at all! Well done for making it through adolescence with only a few cringeworthy stories to share like that time you got so drunk you vommed all over your best friend's parents' carpet and they had to call your parents to come and take you home.
You were averagely embarassing; there are probably a few people from your teenage years you can't make eye contact with anymore, but it just makes for some amazing and colourful stories now.
You were SO EMBARRASSING! And yet, you've emerged from it a powerful and awesome woman, more than capable of dealing with the entirely different embarrassing situations that adult life makes you face. Well done you!