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How Embarrassing Were Your Teenage Years?

No boys allowed for this one. (Unless you too used to pad your bra, in which case go ahead)

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  1. How embarrassing were your teenage years?

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    You got your period way before everyone else.
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    You got your period way after everyone else.
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    You lied about getting your period.
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    Your entire friendship group was incredibly incestuous.
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    You'd full on make out with your bf/gf every time you had to say goodbye.
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    You obsessively fancied someone to creeper levels.
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    You doodled your name and theirs on all your school books.
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    You asked people to go out with you and they would IMMEDIATELY be your girlfriend or boyfriend.
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    You told them you loved them within weeks of dating.
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    When you started dating, your parents gave you The Talk even though it was gross and you knew it all anyway.
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    You had an emo phase.
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    You rolled up your school skirt as high as possible.
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    You made some very poor makeup choices.
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    You tried flicky eyeliner and just ended up looking like a goth.
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    You watched the OC and wanted to be like Marissa even though she was obviously the worst.
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    You had a teenage diary full of all your feelings.
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    You had a teenage blog full of your feelings.
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    You had an incredibly obvious crush on a teacher.
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    You had an incredibly obvious crush on your friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend.
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    You got really drunk at your friends’ house (with cool parents) and your parents had to be called to pick you up.
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    You got really drunk in a park and had to be taken for emergency kebabs.
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    You vomited inside one of your friends houses - not in the toilet.
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    One of your friends vomited inside your house, not in the toilet.
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    You had a fake ID.
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    You borrowed an ID from someone older who looked vaguely like you.
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    You used to memorise the facts on their ID every time you went to the pub.
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    You practised their signature because you’d heard bouncers checked that sometimes.
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    You had a convincing back story for when strangers chatted to you at the pub about who you were pretending to be and how you were definitely over 18.
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    You pretended to take drugs well before you actually did.
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    You were sold fake drugs at least once.
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    You smoked cigarettes without inhaling.
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    You covered the smell of cigarettes with Impulse body spray.
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    You’d argue with your parents about absolutely everything.
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    You padded your bra.
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    You really enjoyed the novelty of having boobs for the first few years.
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    You shaved your bikini line because you didn’t know any better.
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    You endured years of inadequate fingering because you didn’t know it could be any better
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    You knew exactly who had had sex in your year and with whom.
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    You stressed out over your SATS.
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    You stressed out over your GCSEs.
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    You stressed out over your AS Levels.
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    You stressed out over your A Levels.
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    You stressed out over your UCAS application form.
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    There was a place you "hung out" - a park, car park, local McDonalds.
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    You slowdanced at your Valentines’ Disco.
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    You panicked about what to wear on Mufti day.
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    You cut your legs the first time you tried shaving.
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    You tried to use hair removal cream subtly and stank out the whole house.
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    You tried to use fake tan and ended up looking orange.
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    You were frankly a bit scared of tampons for the longest time.
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    You had a house party and it got trashed.
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    You drank Malibu.
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    You drank Bacardi Breezers or Smirnoff Ice.
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    You once tried to strawpedo but it went horribly wrong.
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    You got fake nails.
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    You got a spray tan.
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    You bought cheap extensions.
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    You used your period as an excuse to get out of P.E.
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    You spent too much money on your dress for your leaver's ball.
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    You went on a girly holiday and what happened there must never be revealed in your adult life.
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    You didn't wear a bra even though you obviously needed one.
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    You had coloured braces.
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    You cut your own fringe and completely fucked it up.
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    You'd spend all your evenings on MSN talking to people you were at school with all day.
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    You got your ears pierced in Claire's while everyone watched.
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    You threw a tantrum because your mum wouldn't let you get any more piercings.
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    You wore a thong high above your hipster jeans.
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    You kept three or more hair ties on your wrist at any one time.
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    You crimped your hair.
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    You crimped your hair but straightened your fringe.
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    You created your crush in Sims just so your Sim could marry them.
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    You got a hair braid when you went on holiday.
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    You wore an anklet, or a toe ring.
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    You took your friends with you the first time you got a bikini wax.
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    You kept all the posh paper bags from whenever you went shopping to take things to school in.
 
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