
Jo Barrow / BuzzFeed
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How British were your teenage years?
Check Went to Reading / Leeds festival.Check Had "Mr Brightside" by The Killers as your jam.Check Had a blog.Check Got an ill-advised tattoo.Check Had a MySpace alter-ego.Check Asked your friend if someone was online so you could check if they blocked you.Check Made your friends/classmates in Sims.Check Rinsed all your money on your pay-as-you-go mobile.Check Downloaded polyphonic ringtones.Check Got a new song on your phone and had to bluetooth it to everyone in your year.Check Worried that people could steal your identity via bluetooth.Check Tried to convince your parents that mobile phones probably wouldn't give you cancer.Check Drawn a dick on your friend's Bebo "Whiteboard".Check Drawn dicks all over your friend's exercise books.Check Played a game which basically involved hitting your friends in the balls. (Names vary)Check Played a game which basically involved pulling your friend's trousers down in public.Check Played knuckles (the version with just fists).Check Played slaps.Check Played bloody knuckles (the version with the pound coin).Check Still have scars from any of the above games, emotional or physical.Check Performed a choreographed dance routine in front of school.Check Loved "getting low" to songs.Check Owned "Jack Wills" clothing.Check Got the "Jack Wills" catalogue.Check Was embarrassed buying condoms.Check Dutifully kept your friends updated on which base you and your partner had got to.Check Knew exactly how much sex everyone in your year was or wasn't having.Check Dated someone too old for you.Check Gone on a regrettable girly/lads holiday.Check Had an incestuous friendship group.Check Gone to the local STI clinic with your friends for tests - just in case.Check Had a pregnancy scare.Check Was suspended for bad behaviour.Check Skipped school.Check Picked your GCSEs / A Levels based on what your friends / crush were doing.Check Hung out in a Starbucks during sixth form / college because it was cool.Check Took hundreds of pictures on every social occasional and uploaded them all to Facebook.Check Got trip hoodies with a cringe-inducing nickname.Check Made CD compilations.Check Bought an iPod nano.Check Copied your homework from someone else at form time.Check Faked your parent's signature for your homework diary.Check Painstakingly covered your exercise books in wrapping paper / wallpaper samples.Check Resat an exam.Check Ironically did the "Sexy A Levels" results day jump.Check Endured cringeworthy parent's evenings.Check Planned an amazing leaver's prank.Check Not actually followed through with the prank because school threatened to ban you from the prom.Check Had a really regrettable home-dye job.Check Dealt with that awkward transition where your parents still had to buy your clothes but they didn't approve of what you wanted.Check Worn Uggs.Check Smoked weed for the first time like it wasn't a big deal.Check Acted like you knew everything about drugs because you'd smoked weed.Check Was sold fake drugs.Check Ordered legal highs from the internet.Check Blamed your hangover on food poisoning to your parents.Check Had one friend with the most convincing ID so they always bought the booze.Check Drank white lightning or K cider.Check Drank the cheapest bottle of wine from the off licence.Check Drank lambrini (lol).Check Went to a regular pub you knew they wouldn't ID you in.Check Look down on underage drinkers the second you turned 18.Check Have an of-age alter ego you could pretend to be when talking to strangers in the pub.Check Drink in parks, or car parks.Check Have one friend with cool parents who bought you drinks.Check Had a secret house party when your parents went out of town for the night.Check Had your house trashed.Check Trashed someone else's house.Check Argued for hours over the rules of Ring of Fire.Check Played strip poker.Check Smoked without inhaling.Check Tried to learn to roll cigarettes.Check Got a provisional licence as soon as you turned 17.Check Failed at lease one test.Check Got a car as soon as you passed.Check Didn't get a car/ learn to drive, and relied on your friends to drive you places.Check Compared your life to "Skins".Check Compared your life to "The Inbetweeners".Check Knew all the words to "Mean Girls"Check Tried to be like "Jackass".Check Switched over to the music channels during the adverts just to avoid the "Crazy Frog" adverts.Check Spent way too much money on your prom.Check Knew, or heard of, at least one person who arrived to their prom in a helicopter.
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