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How Much Do You Fear The Ocean?

It's just so deep.

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Joanna Borns
Joanna Borns
BuzzFeed Staff
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    So many weird things live in the ocean.
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    And when you’re in the water you can’t even see them.
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    Things can brush up against your leg and you won’t know what it was.
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    Jellyfish seem inappropriate.
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    Sharks. Just sharks.
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    And the ocean is so deep.
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    We don’t know what’s down there.
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    WHAT IS DOWN THERE?
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    It’s pitch black at the bottom.
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    The deeper you go, the weirder the fish get.
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    Some things down there don’t have eyes.
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    And what’s up with whales?
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    Even some of the cute creatures are kind of gross.
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    Like starfish.
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    You can’t trust a starfish.
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    Seriously what is down there?
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    Lobsters can grow to get really big.
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    Remember sharks?
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    So many things are slimy.
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    Seaweed isn’t going to attack you but its sliminess feels like a personal attack.
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    I’ve never had the urge to scuba dive.
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    And the WAVES.
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    Waves can just come and destroy you.
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    The undertow can drag you out to sea.
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    Sometimes the beach smells weird.
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    What do crabs want?
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    Imagine just being covered in starfish.
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