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So many weird things live in the ocean.And when you’re in the water you can’t even see them.Things can brush up against your leg and you won’t know what it was.Jellyfish seem inappropriate.Sharks. Just sharks.And the ocean is so deep.We don’t know what’s down there.WHAT IS DOWN THERE?It’s pitch black at the bottom.The deeper you go, the weirder the fish get.Some things down there don’t have eyes.And what’s up with whales?Even some of the cute creatures are kind of gross.Like starfish.You can’t trust a starfish.Seriously what is down there?Lobsters can grow to get really big.Remember sharks?So many things are slimy.Seaweed isn’t going to attack you but its sliminess feels like a personal attack.I’ve never had the urge to scuba dive.And the WAVES.Waves can just come and destroy you.The undertow can drag you out to sea.Sometimes the beach smells weird.What do crabs want?Imagine just being covered in starfish.
