Whitepointer / Getty Images Check all that apply to you. So many weird things live in the ocean. Check So many weird things live in the ocean. And when you’re in the water you can’t even see them. Check And when you’re in the water you can’t even see them. Things can brush up against your leg and you won’t know what it was. Check Things can brush up against your leg and you won’t know what it was. Jellyfish seem inappropriate. Check Jellyfish seem inappropriate. Sharks. Just sharks. Check Sharks. Just sharks. And the ocean is so deep. Check And the ocean is so deep. We don’t know what’s down there. Check We don’t know what’s down there. WHAT IS DOWN THERE? Check WHAT IS DOWN THERE? It’s pitch black at the bottom. Check It’s pitch black at the bottom. The deeper you go, the weirder the fish get. Check The deeper you go, the weirder the fish get. Some things down there don’t have eyes. Check Some things down there don’t have eyes. And what’s up with whales? Check And what’s up with whales? Even some of the cute creatures are kind of gross. Check Even some of the cute creatures are kind of gross. Like starfish. Check Like starfish. You can’t trust a starfish. Check You can’t trust a starfish. Seriously what is down there? Check Seriously what is down there? Lobsters can grow to get really big. Check Lobsters can grow to get really big. Remember sharks? Check Remember sharks? So many things are slimy. Check So many things are slimy. Seaweed isn’t going to attack you but its sliminess feels like a personal attack. Check Seaweed isn’t going to attack you but its sliminess feels like a personal attack. I’ve never had the urge to scuba dive. Check I’ve never had the urge to scuba dive. And the WAVES. Check And the WAVES. Waves can just come and destroy you. Check Waves can just come and destroy you. The undertow can drag you out to sea. Check The undertow can drag you out to sea. Sometimes the beach smells weird. Check Sometimes the beach smells weird. What do crabs want? Check What do crabs want? Imagine just being covered in starfish. Check Imagine just being covered in starfish. Show me my results!
