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Could You Be My Roommate?

You're my roommate. You make a bunch of macaroni and cheese. You put the leftovers in the fridge. Later, you go to eat your leftovers and they're gone. I ate them. Without asking. I'm not sorry. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. I never do the dishes. Ever. When you ask me why, I say, "That's your job, as my roommate, to do all the dishes." What would you do?

You're still my roommate. I tell you that every Wednesday night is Roommate Yogurt Night where we eat yogurt together at night. If you are unavailable or unwilling to participate in Roommate Yogurt Night, I get extremely upset. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. Each night before you go to bed, I ask if you'd like me to read you a bedtime story. If you say no, I read the story through your bedroom door. I will be reading you the story no matter what. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. You wake up in the middle of the night because I'm making a lot of noise. With my voice. I'm going "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" over and over again as a high-pitched tone. It's very loud. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. You come home to find that I've gone through your room and I'm wearing your clothes. "I'm NOT wearing your clothes!" I say. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. It's 3 a.m. You're asleep. I've been hiding in your closet for hours. Wearing clown makeup. I emerge and wake you. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. I'm keeping raccoons in the apartment. They're free to roam about as they please. What would you do?

You're still my roommate. Every morning I hide your keys in a different hiding place before you have to leave. Even if you tell me to stop doing this, I will never stop. If you make multiple sets of keys, I will find them and hide them. What would you do?

Wow! You could actually be my roommate. This is a miracle. You are an extremely brave person willing to put up with a lot of stuff most people wouldn't. Let's be roommates forever.

You survive

Sorry. We're just not compatible as roommates. I guess you just have really high standards. That's fine, I guess. Go live someplace else!!!!

You do not survive

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Could You Be My Roommate?

Here's the deal. In this scenario, you need a place to live and I have a beautiful, spacious two bedroom apartment. I need a roommate! The rent is cheap, the location is amazing, and you're thinking about moving in. But first, you should answer the following hypothetical questions...

Could You Be My Roommate?

Here's the deal. In this scenario, you need a place to live and I have a beautiful, spacious two bedroom apartment. I need a roommate! The rent is cheap, the location is amazing, and you're thinking about moving in. But first, you should answer the following hypothetical questions...

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