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Put your raccoon-fighting ability to the test.

Could You Fight A Raccoon And Win?

How physically strong are you?

How emotionally strong are you?

Do you feel like you could overpower a raccoon if you had to? Like if the raccoon attacked you first?

How intimidating do you find this raccoon?

How worried are you about getting rabies?

How brave are you in general?

Have you ever been outsmarted by a raccoon in the past?

Are you easily distracted by high-pitched raccoon noises?

Are you easily distracted by low-pitched raccoon growls?

Do you feel like you're the kind of person a raccoon would enjoy biting?

Do you feel like you know this raccoon's weaknesses?

Do you feel like raccoons "have it coming"?

How upset would you be if you found out this raccoon has been shit-talking you to the other raccoons?

How many raccoons do you think you could fight at one time if this raccoon called for backup?

Do you feel like you would be distracted by a raccoon's cuteness?

Do you think raccoons have souls?

Do you have a fire burning in your soul that drives you forward no matter what any raccoon does?

I'm sorry. You could not win a fight with this raccoon. The raccoon would for sure win this one.

Raccoon Fight Loser

If you fought a raccoon, it would not be clear who the winner was. There would be no real "winner." It would just be weird for both of you. In fact, both you and the raccoon would probably feel like losers.

Raccoon Fight Participation Award

Congratulations! You would win a fight with this raccoon! You're better than a raccoon. Way better.

Raccoon Fight Winner

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Could You Fight A Raccoon And Win?

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