Are You Cool?
You're one of the cool ones. No one taught you how. You just are. You can't even help it. If you tried to be uncool you would probably just be even cooler. Ice cold.
But you probably know this already. You probably also already know that being cool is one of the most overrated things there is. Even more overrated than a croissant-donut hybrid. Your strengths are far less superficial.
Sometimes you do things that are legit cool. And then other times... you know what you've done. It definitely wasn't cool. They should call you Johnny Cash because you walk the line between cool and just... something else.