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    A Full Bodysuit Is The Only Halloween Costume You'll Ever Need

    You'll never find a more perfect costume. Don't even try.

    Here's your Halloween costume.

    You can stop looking now.

    You're welcome!

    It's the perfect combination of anonymity, creepiness, and fun!

    Feel the stress of finding a costume just melt away.

    It's unisex.

    And comes in a wide array of colors.

    "You've won Halloween." —all your friends

    "I would like to date you." —everyone

    Get fancy with it.

    Get super-effin' fancy with it.

    The range of the bodysuit is just extraordinary.

    Mind-blowingly extraordinary.

    This could be you.

    Having the time of your life.

    Think about it.