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How Many Millennial Stereotypes Can You Claim?

You live inside an avocado because you can't buy a house.

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  1. Select all the millennial stereotypes that apply to you.

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    I have received a participation trophy.
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    I have received a participation award that wasn't technically a trophy. It was really more of a ribbon or a certificate.
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    I received more than 10,000 participation awards before the age of 18.
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    I have a deep thirst for participation awards that cannot be easily quenched.
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    If I go more than a few days without receiving a participation award I get upset and start punching the air in front of me.
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    Each month I spend at least $500 on avocado toast.
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    I can't afford to buy a house because it would really eat into my avocado toast budget.
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    Someone once served me toast without avocado on top and I killed that person.
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    I drink rosé all day.
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    I have hosted a rosé party in my parents' basement and I'm 34 years old.
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    I refuse to work in an office that doesn't have bean bag chairs.
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    When it comes to work benefits, I would choose bean bag chairs over a 401(k).
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    I know from firsthand experience that it's difficult to clean avocado toast off of a bean bag chair, so be careful.
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    My parents loved me and encouraged me to follow my dreams and now my life is ruined.
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    I was encouraged to find a career that I enjoy and now I have to live inside a garbage can with my parents.
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    If my boss at my job doesn't tell me I'm a special angel every day I will start screaming and crying.
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    One time I took a shower and I saw a bar of soap in there and I freaked out bigtime because I only use liquid soap.
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    One time someone handed me a napkin and I slapped it away and said, "I don't use those!"
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    I use social media so much that I got a disease.
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    The only thing I love more than avocado toast and participation trophies are wine and marijuana. But if I don't have all four of those things, it's a huge problem.
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    When I post a selfie on Instagram, I wait to see how many likes I get and then that's how many avocado toasts I'll eat that day.
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    I deserve to get a lot of likes.
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    I'm never going to get married or have children because I think it might upset my dog.
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    My Etsy store sells miniature ceramic mugs for babies to drink matcha out of.
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    I once tried to fit a rose quartz crystal up my nose and it helped me so much.
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    Please like and subscribe to my YouTube channel where you can watch me do my morning routine as I answer questions about ghosts. Please, it is my only source of income.
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    I forgot what a car is.
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    I passionately kissed an avocado but it didn't go viral.
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    The only color I can detect is a pale pink.
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    Every day I wake up and think about which industry I can destroy.
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    I use social media because I think I'm a very special baby.

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