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How Tired Are You?

Sleepy or dead?

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    I feel like I could fall asleep right now.
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    I wish I were sleeping right now.
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    I'm sad that I'm not currently in a bed.
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    I don't feel like a functional human being.
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    I don't know where I am right now.
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    I don't know if I'm alive.
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    Sleep is the only thing I care about.
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    I want to make sweet love to sleep.
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    I want to sleep for the rest of my life.
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    Sleep is my life partner.
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    Coffee is not doing anything.
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    Coffee is a joke.
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    Coffee is a lie.
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    Words don't make sense right now.
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    My brain doesn't work.
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    Who am I?
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    I feel like I am actually dying.
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    I have died.
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    RIP me.
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    I would pay $5 to take a nap right now.
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    I would pay $20 to take a nap right now.
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    I would pay $50 to take a nap right now.
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    I would pay $100 to take a nap right now.
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    The thought of cats getting to sleep all day makes me black out from jealousy.
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    Sloths and their lifestyle make me black out from jealousy.
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    Anyone who got to sleep in today can go jump off a bridge.
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    Sorry, that's just sleep deprivation talking.
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    I'm not actually sorry.
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    I could fall asleep at my desk.
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    I could fall asleep under my desk.
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    I could fall asleep outside, on the sidewalk.
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    I could fall asleep on top of a moving train.
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    I could fall asleep at a monster truck rally.
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    I could fall asleep at an air horn convention.
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    I could fall asleep at a Skrillex concert.
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    I could fall asleep while 50 children scream and poke me with sticks.
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    I want to float away on a dream cloud to Sleep Land.
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    Give me my damn dream cloud.
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    I DEMAND AN EFFING DREAM CLOUD.
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    If someone dug a hole, I would not mind crawling into it and sleeping there.
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    If someone offered me a free bowl of macaroni and cheese right now or sleep, I would take the sleep.
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    If someone offered me $20 for no reason or sleep, I would take the sleep.
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    If someone offered me sexual intercourse with the most attractive person I can think of or sleep, I would take the sleep.
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    I have accidentally fallen asleep already today.
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    My No. 1 life goal is to sleep for a really long time.
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    I qualify as a legal zombie.
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    I would eat a person — I don't even care at this point.
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    I don't care about anything.
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    Sleep is my everything.
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    SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
 
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