Buzz·Posted on Apr 20, 2014How Much Do You Hate People?People are the worst.by Joanna BornsBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Shutterstock.com When someone walks really slowly. Check When someone walks really slowly. When someone walks really slowly while blocking your path. Check When someone walks really slowly while blocking your path. When people walk really slowly up stairs in front of you. Check When people walk really slowly up stairs in front of you. When people walk really slowly down stairs in front of you. Check When people walk really slowly down stairs in front of you. When people stand on the escalator. Check When people stand on the escalator. When people bump into you. Check When people bump into you. When someone delays the elevator by running on at the last second. Check When someone delays the elevator by running on at the last second. When that person takes the elevator to the second floor. Check When that person takes the elevator to the second floor. When people yell for no reason. Check When people yell for no reason. When someone has an annoying laugh. Check When someone has an annoying laugh. When someone is laughing and laughing at something that can't possibly be that funny. Check When someone is laughing and laughing at something that can't possibly be that funny. When someone cuts in line. Check When someone cuts in line. When people suck at waiting in line. Check When people suck at waiting in line. Group projects. Check Group projects. When someone repeatedly taps a pen. Check When someone repeatedly taps a pen. When people are walking in front of you and then stop suddenly. Check When people are walking in front of you and then stop suddenly. When someone drives slowly in the fast lane. Check When someone drives slowly in the fast lane. When someone makes loud chewing or drinking sounds. Check When someone makes loud chewing or drinking sounds. When someone takes forever at the ATM doing god knows what. Check When someone takes forever at the ATM doing god knows what. When someone takes forever using the self-checkout at the grocery store. Check When someone takes forever using the self-checkout at the grocery store. When someone blocks the aisle at the grocery store. Check When someone blocks the aisle at the grocery store. When someone gets in line ahead of you a split second before you were there. Check When someone gets in line ahead of you a split second before you were there. When someone talks really loud on a plane or a train. Check When someone talks really loud on a plane or a train. When the stranger sitting next to you wants to chat. Check When the stranger sitting next to you wants to chat. When people get on the train before letting others off. Check When people get on the train before letting others off. When someone leans their whole body on a pole on a train. Check When someone leans their whole body on a pole on a train. When people take up a seat with their bag. Check When people take up a seat with their bag. When people save seats in a movie theater. Check When people save seats in a movie theater. When there's a crowd anywhere. Check When there's a crowd anywhere. When someone says "excuse me" because they're too lazy to take a different path around. Check When someone says "excuse me" because they're too lazy to take a different path around. When someone says "excuse me" for any reason. Check When someone says "excuse me" for any reason. When all the seats somewhere are taken. Check When all the seats somewhere are taken. When the only seat left is next to a weirdo. Check When the only seat left is next to a weirdo. When someone parks poorly. Check When someone parks poorly. When someone takes the parking spot you were clearly about to take. Check When someone takes the parking spot you were clearly about to take. When people leave a mess. Check When people leave a mess. When there's a line for the bathroom. Check When there's a line for the bathroom. When someone does anything weird in a public restroom. Check When someone does anything weird in a public restroom. When someone takes forever in a single-person bathroom. Check When someone takes forever in a single-person bathroom. When someone plays music without headphones. Check When someone plays music without headphones. When people push through the crowd at concerts. Check When people push through the crowd at concerts. When someone spills a drink on you. Check When someone spills a drink on you. When someone randomly bursts into song in a non-Broadway setting. Check When someone randomly bursts into song in a non-Broadway setting. When someone randomly bursts into song in a Broadway setting. Check When someone randomly bursts into song in a Broadway setting. When your neighbors are really loud. Check When your neighbors are really loud. When your neighbors play bad music. Check When your neighbors play bad music. When you neighbors play good music. Check When you neighbors play good music. When your neighbors say hi. Check When your neighbors say hi. When someone looks over your shoulder at what you're reading. Check When someone looks over your shoulder at what you're reading. When someone asks you for a favor. Check When someone asks you for a favor. When someone says, "Are there any more questions?" And then someone asks a question. Check When someone says, "Are there any more questions?" And then someone asks a question. When someone gets all up in your personal space. Check When someone gets all up in your personal space. When someone gives you a look. Check When someone gives you a look. When someone asks you to explain your job. Check When someone asks you to explain your job. When someone asks, "Read any good books lately?" Check When someone asks, "Read any good books lately?" When someone asks, "What kind of music do you like?" Check When someone asks, "What kind of music do you like?" When someone asks, "How are you?" Check When someone asks, "How are you?" When someone says, "Good morning!" Check When someone says, "Good morning!" When someone says, "Happy Friday!" Check When someone says, "Happy Friday!" When anyone speaks. Check When anyone speaks. Laughter. Check Laughter. Children. Check Children. The laughter of children. Check The laughter of children. When people are around. Check When people are around. People. Check People. Show me my results!
