The words "group project" fill my heart with a deep sadness.One person always ends up doing all the work.I am that person.One person always tries to take charge and steer things in a strange new direction.I am that person.One person cares way too much and it's frightening.I am that person.At least one person doesn't care AT ALL.I'm afraid I'll hurt that person.There's always a passive aggressive email chain from hell.I dread having to listen to other people's poorly thought out ideas.Trying to schedule a time to meet is a nightmare.No work actually gets done during meetings.No work actually gets done at any point.Combining everyone's work together at the last minute is a disaster.I have to redo other people's work to make it not terrible.I'd rather be in a group project with a bunch of snakes than the clowns I get paired with.I'd rather be in a group project with a jar of bees than the clowns I get paired with.I'd rather be in a group project with an overripe banana than the clowns I get paired with.I'd rather be in a group project with a bunch of actual clowns than the clowns I get paired with.Group projects make me want to drop out of school and start a new life underground.Group projects make me want to leave society and try my luck living in the forest among the squirrels.Group projects make me want to light fires.Group projects make me want to cause mental or physical harm to all the other group members.They brought it on themselves.
How Much Do You Hate Group Projects?
Hey! You love group projects. Get out of here.
You're allergic to group projects. Definitely not a fan. You suck it up when you have to but uuuuuuuuuuugh.
You're a group project hater. As soon as you hear the words "group project" your soul dies a little. No, a lot. It dies a lot. It's completely dead.
You're an EXTREME group project hater. As soon as you find out you have to do a group project, you're internally screaming, or actually just screaming out loud. Maybe throwing things. You don't remember because you blacked out.