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How Messy Are You?

Oops... you spilled again.

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    I have spilled food within the last 24 hours.
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    I have spilled food on myself within the last 24 hours.
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    I have spilled food on someone I care about within the last 24 hours.
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    My favorite clothes always get ruined by my favorite foods.
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    I have seen a smudge on my arm and not known if it was food or blood.
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    Sometimes food falls down my shirt and it's lost forever.
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    I have discovered food items in unexpected places. And that can be good or bad.
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    At restaurants, the waiter often has to stop and take a moment to deal with the mess I've made.
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    If a guest came over to my home right now without warning, I would feel ashamed.
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    If a guest came over to my home right now without warning, they might be afraid.
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    If someone were coming over it would require more than two hours of cleaning for my home to look decent.
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    I regularly go more than a month without doing laundry, suckas.
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    Letting dishes pile up in the sink should be my job.
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    My life is comprised of highly organized piles.
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    I have been the person who tracked in dirty footprints.
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    I have had scary encounters with mold.
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    I don't want to talk about it.
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    I've noticed a mystery smell.
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    I don't want to talk about.
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    "Eh, close enough" is my personal motto/life philosophy.
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    The backseat of my car is full of interesting things. (Or, if I had a car, it would likely be full of garbage.)
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    I have formed a mountain entirely out of clothing.
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    I have formed a mountain entirely out of shoes.
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    I have had to walk in a strategic path in my bedroom so I don't step on anything.
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    When I get back from a trip my luggage stays packed for a good long while.
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    The inside of my microwave looks like a funfetti cake was murdered.
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    I have never once cooked a meal without splattering food in some way.
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    I do not understand how dust just keeps coming back. What's its deal?
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    I'm an expert at fitting way more trash into the trash can than it can physically hold.
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    Don't open my closet. Seriously, don't.
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    I'm sorry about the bathroom :(
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    Seriously, use it at your own risk.
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    I couldn't tell you what's under my bed and I refuse to find out.
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    There are things at the back of my fridge that I don't want to think about.
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    I have dropped something on the floor and just never picked it up.
 
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