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Cereal Is A Food For Cool, Smart People

There is no food better than cereal. If you disagree you should go live in the garbage.

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According to a recent New York Times article, some people (Millennials) are not that into cereal.

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But that seems weird considering cereal is the most important food known to man.

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Sure, I could write a reasoned defense of cereal and talk about how delicious, nutritious, and goddamn easy it is to make, but I don't have to do that.

BECAUSE THIS IS ALL SELF-EVIDENT.

I would eat cereal for every meal if I could, if health and dying wasn't an issue.

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Cereal is the chosen breakfast food.

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There exist three types of bars: alcohol bars, blow dry bars, and CEREAL BARS.

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Would definitely dive into a giant room full of cereal and swim around in it Scrooge McDuck style.

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CEREAL IS AMERICA.

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Donald Trump, please build this wall:

This man bought $110 worth of Lucky Charms. This man is a hero.

Cereal is good for your entire body.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

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