Cereal Is A Food For Cool, Smart People
There is no food better than cereal. If you disagree you should go live in the garbage.
But that seems weird considering cereal is the most important food known to man.
Sure, I could write a reasoned defense of cereal and talk about how delicious, nutritious, and goddamn easy it is to make, but I don't have to do that.
BECAUSE THIS IS ALL SELF-EVIDENT.