I'm covered in mayonnaise.I'm wearing two or more pieces of bread.I'm surrounded by lunch meat.I'm handheld and portable.I have been referred to as "finger food."Someone squirted me with mustard and I felt like I deserved it.There's a pickle literally millimeters from me.I was born inside a deli.My dad was a slab of Boar's Head smoked turkey.My mom was a block of swiss cheese.A tomato just slid right off me.I'm inside a fridge right now.Someone tried to put me inside a lunch box.I'm inside a lunch box.I'm covered in cheese.My nickname is "Sando."I'm sitting on top of a plate.My mortal enemy is a wrap.I have been stabbed with a toothpick.Someone tried to toast me.Someone referred to me as "the number 5."Someone pointed to me and said, "Hey look! A sandwich."Someone tried to eat me.More than one person has tried to eat me.Please help me. I'm in danger.
Are You A Sandwich?
You are not a sandwich. Quit playin'.
You are kind of sandwich-like. You have many sandwich qualities, but you're probably not a sandwich.
You're a sandwich! Congratulations! Be careful out there.