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Are You A Sandwich?

It's time to find out the truth.

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  1. 1. Check all that apply to you.

    I'm covered in mayonnaise.
    I'm wearing two or more pieces of bread.
    I'm surrounded by lunch meat.
    I'm handheld and portable.
    I have been referred to as "finger food."
    Someone squirted me with mustard and I felt like I deserved it.
    There's a pickle literally millimeters from me.
    I was born inside a deli.
    My dad was a slab of Boar's Head smoked turkey.
    My mom was a block of swiss cheese.
    A tomato just slid right off me.
    I'm inside a fridge right now.
    Someone tried to put me inside a lunch box.
    I'm inside a lunch box.
    I'm covered in cheese.
    My nickname is "Sando."
    I'm sitting on top of a plate.
    My mortal enemy is a wrap.
    I have been stabbed with a toothpick.
    Someone tried to toast me.
    Someone referred to me as "the number 5."
    Someone pointed to me and said, "Hey look! A sandwich."
    Someone tried to eat me.
    More than one person has tried to eat me.
    Please help me. I'm in danger.

Are You A Sandwich?

You are not a sandwich. Quit playin'.

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You are kind of sandwich-like. You have many sandwich qualities, but you're probably not a sandwich.

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You're a sandwich! Congratulations! Be careful out there.

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