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Are You A Sandwich?

It's time to find out the truth.

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  1. Check all that apply to you.

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    I'm covered in mayonnaise.
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    I'm wearing two or more pieces of bread.
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    I'm surrounded by lunch meat.
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    I'm handheld and portable.
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    I have been referred to as "finger food."
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    Someone squirted me with mustard and I felt like I deserved it.
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    There's a pickle literally millimeters from me.
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    I was born inside a deli.
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    My dad was a slab of Boar's Head smoked turkey.
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    My mom was a block of swiss cheese.
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    A tomato just slid right off me.
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    I'm inside a fridge right now.
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    Someone tried to put me inside a lunch box.
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    I'm inside a lunch box.
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    I'm covered in cheese.
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    My nickname is "Sando."
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    I'm sitting on top of a plate.
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    My mortal enemy is a wrap.
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    I have been stabbed with a toothpick.
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    Someone tried to toast me.
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    Someone referred to me as "the number 5."
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    Someone pointed to me and said, "Hey look! A sandwich."
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    Someone tried to eat me.
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    More than one person has tried to eat me.
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    Please help me. I'm in danger.
 
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