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Check I love brunch.Check I live for brunch.Check I use brunch as a verb.Check I brunch like a champion.Check I brunch almost every weekend.Check I brunch EVERY weekend.Check I have a regular brunch spot.Check I have a regular brunch spot where they know me.Check I have a regular brunch spot where they fear me.Check Brunch is "my thing."Check Brunch is "my jam."Check Brunch is my lifestyle.Check I have used the phrase "boozy brunch."Check I have used the phrase "boozy brunch" un-ironically.Check I don't believe in brunch without alcohol.Check I prefer my brunch to be all-you-can-drink.Check I enjoy getting drunk during the day.Check I love breakfast food better than all other food.Check I love mimosas.Check I love bloody marys.Check I love screw drivers.Check I love bellinis.Check Orange juice is sad if there's no booze in it.Check I've had beer with brunch.Check There's nothing quite like drinking alcohol and eating eggs at the same time.Check I have chugged a mimosa.Check I have had more than 6 mimosas in a row.Check I usually lose track of how many drinks I have at brunch.Check I have passed out after brunch.Check I have passed out during brunch.Check I have been on the floor during a brunch.Check I have been kicked out of brunch.Check Brunch without alcohol is like a day without sunlight.Check Like an angel without wings.Check Like the sky without stars.Check Like the world without love.Check If they made alcoholic French toast, I would order it.Check If they made alcoholic eggs Benedict, I would order it.Check If brunch included a complimentary side of all-you-can drink grain alcohol, I would drink it.Check I have brunched two days in a row.Check I have brunched three days in a row.Check I have brunched four or more days in a row.Check I have brunched twice in one day.Check I'm brunching right now.Check I currently have brunch plans.Check I keep a brunch calendar.Check I have a brunch club.Check I am president of the brunch club.Check I have a brunch-related nickname, like The Waffle Master.Check My nickname actually is The Waffle Master.Check I brunch like it's my job.Check Brunch should be my job.Check Brunch is my personal identity.Check I dream about brunch.Check I have been sexually aroused by brunch.Check I'm proud of what I do at brunch.Check I destroy brunch.Check I go to town on some brunch.Check Brunch brunch brunch brunch.Check I feel like I win at brunch, somehow, even though it's not technically a competition.
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