Share On facebook Share On facebook Share Share On vk Share On vk Share Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share Share On email Share On email Email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more More Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Copy Link Share On snapchat Share On snapchat Flickr: joeshlabotnik I love brunch. Check I love brunch. I live for brunch. Check I live for brunch. I use brunch as a verb. Check I use brunch as a verb. I brunch like a champion. Check I brunch like a champion. I brunch almost every weekend. Check I brunch almost every weekend. I brunch EVERY weekend. Check I brunch EVERY weekend. I have a regular brunch spot. Check I have a regular brunch spot. I have a regular brunch spot where they know me. Check I have a regular brunch spot where they know me. I have a regular brunch spot where they fear me. Check I have a regular brunch spot where they fear me. Brunch is "my thing." Check Brunch is "my thing." Brunch is "my jam." Check Brunch is "my jam." Brunch is my lifestyle. Check Brunch is my lifestyle. I have used the phrase "boozy brunch." Check I have used the phrase "boozy brunch." I have used the phrase "boozy brunch" un-ironically. Check I have used the phrase "boozy brunch" un-ironically. I don't believe in brunch without alcohol. Check I don't believe in brunch without alcohol. I prefer my brunch to be all-you-can-drink. Check I prefer my brunch to be all-you-can-drink. I enjoy getting drunk during the day. Check I enjoy getting drunk during the day. I love breakfast food better than all other food. Check I love breakfast food better than all other food. I love mimosas. Check I love mimosas. I love bloody marys. Check I love bloody marys. I love screw drivers. Check I love screw drivers. I love bellinis. Check I love bellinis. Orange juice is sad if there's no booze in it. Check Orange juice is sad if there's no booze in it. I've had beer with brunch. Check I've had beer with brunch. There's nothing quite like drinking alcohol and eating eggs at the same time. Check There's nothing quite like drinking alcohol and eating eggs at the same time. I have chugged a mimosa. Check I have chugged a mimosa. I have had more than 6 mimosas in a row. Check I have had more than 6 mimosas in a row. I usually lose track of how many drinks I have at brunch. Check I usually lose track of how many drinks I have at brunch. I have passed out after brunch. Check I have passed out after brunch. I have passed out during brunch. Check I have passed out during brunch. I have been on the floor during a brunch. Check I have been on the floor during a brunch. I have been kicked out of brunch. Check I have been kicked out of brunch. Brunch without alcohol is like a day without sunlight. Check Brunch without alcohol is like a day without sunlight. Like an angel without wings. Check Like an angel without wings. Like the sky without stars. Check Like the sky without stars. Like the world without love. Check Like the world without love. If they made alcoholic French toast, I would order it. Check If they made alcoholic French toast, I would order it. If they made alcoholic eggs Benedict, I would order it. Check If they made alcoholic eggs Benedict, I would order it. If brunch included a complimentary side of all-you-can drink grain alcohol, I would drink it. Check If brunch included a complimentary side of all-you-can drink grain alcohol, I would drink it. I have brunched two days in a row. Check I have brunched two days in a row. I have brunched three days in a row. Check I have brunched three days in a row. I have brunched four or more days in a row. Check I have brunched four or more days in a row. I have brunched twice in one day. Check I have brunched twice in one day. I'm brunching right now. Check I'm brunching right now. I currently have brunch plans. Check I currently have brunch plans. I keep a brunch calendar. Check I keep a brunch calendar. I have a brunch club. Check I have a brunch club. I am president of the brunch club. Check I am president of the brunch club. I have a brunch-related nickname, like The Waffle Master. Check I have a brunch-related nickname, like The Waffle Master. My nickname actually is The Waffle Master. Check My nickname actually is The Waffle Master. I brunch like it's my job. Check I brunch like it's my job. Brunch should be my job. Check Brunch should be my job. Brunch is my personal identity. Check Brunch is my personal identity. I dream about brunch. Check I dream about brunch. I have been sexually aroused by brunch. Check I have been sexually aroused by brunch. I'm proud of what I do at brunch. Check I'm proud of what I do at brunch. I destroy brunch. Check I destroy brunch. I go to town on some brunch. Check I go to town on some brunch. Brunch brunch brunch brunch. Check Brunch brunch brunch brunch. I feel like I win at brunch, somehow, even though it's not technically a competition. Check I feel like I win at brunch, somehow, even though it's not technically a competition. How hard do I brunch? Share On facebook Share On facebook Share Share On vk Share On vk Share Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share Share On email Share On email Email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more More Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Copy Link Share On snapchat Share On snapchat
