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Are You A Brunch Superstar?

Are you a great bruncher or the greatest bruncher?

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    I love brunch.
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    I live for brunch.
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    I use brunch as a verb.
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    I brunch like a champion.
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    I brunch almost every weekend.
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    I brunch EVERY weekend.
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    I have a regular brunch spot.
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    I have a regular brunch spot where they know me.
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    I have a regular brunch spot where they fear me.
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    Brunch is "my thing."
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    Brunch is "my jam."
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    Brunch is my lifestyle.
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    I have used the phrase "boozy brunch."
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    I have used the phrase "boozy brunch" un-ironically.
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    I don't believe in brunch without alcohol.
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    I prefer my brunch to be all-you-can-drink.
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    I enjoy getting drunk during the day.
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    I love breakfast food better than all other food.
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    I love mimosas.
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    I love bloody marys.
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    I love screw drivers.
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    I love bellinis.
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    Orange juice is sad if there's no booze in it.
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    I've had beer with brunch.
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    There's nothing quite like drinking alcohol and eating eggs at the same time.
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    I have chugged a mimosa.
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    I have had more than 6 mimosas in a row.
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    I usually lose track of how many drinks I have at brunch.
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    I have passed out after brunch.
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    I have passed out during brunch.
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    I have been on the floor during a brunch.
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    I have been kicked out of brunch.
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    Brunch without alcohol is like a day without sunlight.
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    Like an angel without wings.
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    Like the sky without stars.
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    Like the world without love.
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    If they made alcoholic French toast, I would order it.
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    If they made alcoholic eggs Benedict, I would order it.
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    If brunch included a complimentary side of all-you-can drink grain alcohol, I would drink it.
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    I have brunched two days in a row.
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    I have brunched three days in a row.
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    I have brunched four or more days in a row.
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    I have brunched twice in one day.
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    I'm brunching right now.
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    I currently have brunch plans.
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    I keep a brunch calendar.
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    I have a brunch club.
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    I am president of the brunch club.
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    I have a brunch-related nickname, like The Waffle Master.
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    My nickname actually is The Waffle Master.
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    I brunch like it's my job.
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    Brunch should be my job.
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    Brunch is my personal identity.
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    I dream about brunch.
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    I have been sexually aroused by brunch.
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    I'm proud of what I do at brunch.
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    I destroy brunch.
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    I go to town on some brunch.
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    Brunch brunch brunch brunch.
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    I feel like I win at brunch, somehow, even though it's not technically a competition.
 
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