1. The foreign one who looks distinguished and extra noble thanks to that nose...

2. That guy who always just struts his gorgeous lips in lieu of any real emotion, and it's totally working for you

3. The ratchet hilarious girl who is never not alarming when you see her

You love her on principal but are always kind of afraid of what she'll do next.
4. The short-tempered dude who keeps the dull moments away

5. The Kim Kardashian one who's fun to be seen with

She's always dressing to the nines, and sometimes it rubs off on the whole haggard thing you have going.
6. The obsequious overdramatic party circuit dude who's kind of annoying but fun to go out with

He's just a barrel of — wait. No. Now I'm sober.
7. The down-to-earth, happy-go-lucky dude you could probably spend a whole afternoon with, no fuss

8. The guy with impeccable timing

With this dance
the world is ours.
9. This edgy dude looks like he's been through some shit and probably has cool stories to tell. Let's go talk to him

10. You noticed his butt. And the rest of him might be cool too

11. And The One To Avoid: The coy, attractive jerk you find yourself liking
