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It's the State Opening of Parliament! Pageboys for all.
Meanwhile, all the country's top judges sit like naughty schoolchildren on the benches in the middle, wearing wigs.
Really, don't skip this. Take the time to have a good read and soak up each term.
Holler for my Richmond Herald! Big up the Fitzalan Pursuivant Extraordinary! Let's hear it for the Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod!
The Earl Marshal is a hereditary position, so the first born son of the current holder has a responsibility to prance about in front of the Queen at the opening of parliament whether he likes it or not. And his son. And his son.
Meanwhile the position of Lord Great Chamberlain, whose role is to a carry a white stick, is a hereditary position shared by several families according to a fractional system. This is so confusing it seems to have been allocated by some form of aristocratic roulette.
Eventually the Commons lets him in and take up the Queen's invitation to join her in the Lords.
The role of the "Reluctant Skinner" is thought to date from medieval times and has passed down from generation-to-generation of stubborn Derbyshire men. It's in Erskine May, honest.
Until recently whenever the government included something in the Queen's Speech it had to be written down on vellum. In a positive development for goats, this has been superseded by "goatskin parchment paper".
Last year the government made her say "internet protocol", presumably as part of an internal Downing Street joke.
But remember, every time the Queen says "my government will", what she actually means "if the coalition holds it together for another few months then this lot might just pass something resembling the law I'm announcing".
Pensions reforms, awlright!