Obama And Beyoncé Are Having An Affair..

France's second largest newspaper, le Figaro, and paparazzo Pascal Rostain are about to run this story. Here's a translation of Rostain's remarks: "You know, at this time, the United States, there is something big that is happening. Anyway, it'll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post—we cannot say that it is the gutter press—[a story about] an alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will be talking about it." But this is how people really feel about the affair.