Two guys are walking down the street. They see a dog licking his balls. Carl says to Art "I wish I could that." Art says " Make sure you pet him first."
I hope that my two children (27 & 31) remember to wish me a happy dad's day today. They forgot last year. But no matter, I'll always love them and cherish them for being born and never forget all of the trips we took together, especially the ones where we learned so much…Â
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