1. So, you go to college.
2. And for whatever reason, you’re not really into the partying scene.
6. They assume this is you, every Thursday night:
8. But obviously, you do go out sometimes! You still go dancing, even though you feel a little awkward.
12. But, not everyone gets it. People are like, “Hey, aren’t you THIRSTY? Have a drink!”
14. “How can you NOT DRINK???”
22. You’re like:
23. Yeah, sometimes you wish you could trade your Diet Coke for something a little stronger.
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