1.
"It's a full-bodied IPA with some warm hops on the nose."
2.
The government website starter pack.
4.
"This prank ruined our friendship."
5.
Put down that avocado toast or you'll NEVER get a mortgage.
6.
*breaks finger trying to click the back button*
7.
The high school math teacher starter pack.
8.
"I'm just trying to find the lyrics to 'Umbrella.'"
9.
"...From your roommate back in Boulder."
10.
That Trader Joe's trail mix.
13.
The pretentious "farm to table" restaurant starter pack.
15.
The charger. Every. Time.
16.
"Bland love interest."
17.
OMG, they're taking forever.
18.
She makes the best smoothies, though.
20.
xXbAbyGuRlXx@hotmail.com.
22.
The "stressed college student" starter pack.
24.
Can you hear it? I can hear it.
25.
The '90s kid summer starter pack.
26.
And the '90s TV series finale starter pack.