Like any good millennial, you're definitely familiar with the world's most famous sentient meat-loving clown hand, the Hamburger Helper.
But have you ever thought about...what the Hamburger Helper looks like under his glove????
It all started when Twitter user soongrowtired tweeted this:
someone who is good at science please help which is the correct anatomy of hamburger helper
Some people guessed that the Hamburger Helper is actually an invertebrate.
@soongrowtired He's actually an invertebrate made mostly of very low density fluid and air sacs, kinda like a cepha… https://t.co/0VdMFViLlg
Or that there's one giant human skull under there, with finger bones growing out of it.
@soongrowtired
Other sniffed at the idea that the Helper is bound by the confines of finite anatomy.
@soongrowtired You think Helper is limited by the restraints of our universe. He is beyond that, and you will pay f… https://t.co/GT1Bc9R12N
Tumblr even got involved, because this is way too important a matter to be limited to one social media platform.
WE NEEDED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
At first, the Helper was reluctant to weigh in:
@soongrowtired I cannot be defined by your so-called human standards
But eventually, it relented and gave the world the anatomical rendering it so desperately wanted.
If I must