30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

Please card me. Please card me. Please card me.

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2. These signs make you officially feel like a fossil.

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9. You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu.

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*swigs directly from Pepto-Bismol bottle*

11. Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores.

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12. This:

13. You stop being romantic about having your own business cards.

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18. Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing.

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You can do it on your couch!

19. "Being cozy" starts to supplant all other interests.

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Yes, this Snuggie IS unironic, thank you.

28. Teen slang enrages you.

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