Buzz·Posted on Jan 5, 201530 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30Please card me. Please card me. Please card me.by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You know that if it's past 8 p.m. and you're not already out, you're NOT going out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF erosethanatos.tumblr.com Sorry, I already have plans with Bravo reruns. 2. These signs make you officially feel like a fossil. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 3. You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF chatterbusy.blogspot.com Remember *sniff* not having *wipes away tear* class on Fridays? *open sobbing* 4. Hangovers not only last longer, but INTENSIFY AS THE DAY GOES ON. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF hercampus.com NoooOOOOOoooooooooo what is happening to me. 5. Celebrity kids are now SO grown up. Getty Images Jason Merritt Yep, Britney has a 9-year-old and an 8-year-old. 6. You realize it's always worth it to pay more for the direct flight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF laughtilldeathh.tumblr.com I will cut back on other expenses, just PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CONNECT THROUGH ATLANTA. 7. Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive. bargainblessings.com 8. You dread New Year's Eve more than death itself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF buzzfeed.com The crowds! The having-to-stay-up-late! The "Am I having enough fun as I *should* be having??" AHHHH PRESSURE 9. You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com *swigs directly from Pepto-Bismol bottle* 10. Every party you go to now includes at least one baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF adweekmag.tumblr.com 11. Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 12. This: 13. You stop being romantic about having your own business cards. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 14. You voluntarily buy kale. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via getoffmyinternets.net It's good for you and it tastes g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ OK. 15. Hello, pimples and wrinkles at the same time! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com 16. You and your friends talk openly about pooping. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF activia.us.com 17. You don't know who any YouTube stars are. meetyoutubers.tumblr.com Who are these people the teens keep referencing?? 18. Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You can do it on your couch! 19. "Being cozy" starts to supplant all other interests. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Yes, this Snuggie IS unironic, thank you. 20. Your back hurts when you do strenuous tasks, like getting out of bed in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF forums.thebump.com 21. You witness your First Facebook Divorce. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF reddit.com And it's either ugly, or so subtle you almost missed it. 22. You stop freaking out when you don't have plans on a Saturday night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF reactiongifs.com Early twenties: I'm staying in tonight and I'm such a loser and no one likes me.Now: FINALLY!! 23. Pants without actual waistbands become your top sartorial priority. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF moviewhoree.tumblr.com 24. Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you. returnofkings.com 25. You realize you've started ordering what your mom orders at the bar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW / Via thedatereport.com Chardonnay? Pinot grigio? Don't mind if I do! 26. You're truly horrified by the length of time you've been paying your student loans vs. how much of a dent you've made in your principal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifbay.com 27. Happy hour becomes "would rather be at home" hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via tumblr.com 28. Teen slang enrages you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 29. College kids start to look like small children to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF therealeckerdcollege.tumblr.com 30. Your life has generally calmed down a little, and you're totally OK with that. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com We can't be 21 forever!