1.
When someone gives you the side eye:
2.
When you see a hottie with a body:
3.
Every time you reject someone:
4.
When the server brings your dinner:
5.
When you sell something on Craigslist:
7.
Introducing yourself to someone new:
8.
When your high school friend gushes about her "hubby" on Facebook:
10.
After literally anything happens:
11.
When someone throws shade:
12.
At least 12 times a day:
15.
You when your roommate gets home:
17.
When you're drunk with your friends:
18.
Even though you're in denial, you know:
20.
When you quit anything:
21.
On those days where you don't have to leave the house:
22.
What you think about anytime you're sad:
23.
Because you always feel like:
24.
When you decide to day drink:
25.
When you consider turning a friendship into something more:
26.
When you read something WRONG on the internet:
27.
When someone asks you about your crush: