1.
You really, really hate exercising.
2.
Flirting-wise, this about sums up your game:
3.
You're still afraid of your mom sometimes...
4.
...but you still can't cook anything without calling her.
5.
Complaining at work is your jam.
6.
Your dreams every night:
7.
You and your SO basically just laugh and sweat a lot:
9.
This is how you reply to every question:
10.
This is what you've done with your life so far:
11.
You know that dating just gets worse and worse with age:
12.
Taxes make you perspire profusely.
13.
Every day on Facebook you're like:
14.
You're nodding right now:
15.
You're constantly fighting off the seductive wiles of chocolate:
16.
This is you every time you try to go to the gym:
17.
Most of the time you just feel like this:
