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21 Puns So Dumb They're Actually Funny

I know these are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

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1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex.

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2. What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

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3. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

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4. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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5. I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!" "Boulder," he replied.

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6. I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.

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7. How do you make antifreeze?

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8. It was an emotional wedding.

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9. What does a house wear?

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10. There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

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11. It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because...

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12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

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13. Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

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14. When's the best time to go to the dentist?

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15. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.

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16. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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17. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

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18. What's the worst thing about ancient orators?

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19. What do you do when chemists die?

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20. A pet store had a bird contest.

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21. The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

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