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    21 Puns So Dumb They're Actually Funny

    I know these are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

    1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex.

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    2. What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

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    3. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

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    4. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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    5. I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!" "Boulder," he replied.

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    6. I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.

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    7. How do you make antifreeze?

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    8. It was an emotional wedding.

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    9. What does a house wear?

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    10. There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

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    11. It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because...

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    12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

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    13. Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

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    14. When's the best time to go to the dentist?

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    15. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.

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    16. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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    17. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

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    18. What's the worst thing about ancient orators?

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    19. What do you do when chemists die?

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    20. A pet store had a bird contest.

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    21. The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

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