Buzz·Posted on Nov 19, 201623 Real And Hilarious Jokes About Breaking UpYour ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again.by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. chet porter @chetporter WHO IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND 03:35 PM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jess [ham] 🌂 @thejessbess Guy: I think we should see other people. Me: *claps along to mariachi band standing next to table* haha what 05:56 AM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Common Black Girl @CommonBlackGirI WTF MY EX CAN FLY? 04:00 AM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. AmberTozer @AmberTozer Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them 04:56 PM - 17 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. eric turtle @dubstep4dads when ur drunk and ur ex texts you "hey" 12:35 AM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. madeleine sweet @madeleinesweet Do u hear that music? "ugh its my crazy ex again" How can you tell? [i come whipping around the corner in an ice cream truck] FUCK YOU GREG 11:45 PM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. thomas violence @thomas_violence the stages of a breakup: 1. denial 2. anger 3. bargaining 4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun 09:56 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ㅤ @DankMemePIug Him: I need space. Me: 03:01 AM - 22 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good 05:35 PM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP 04:35 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. vineyille @vineyille I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger 06:38 PM - 06 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Relatable Quotes @RelatableQuote EX: WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAGIC IN OUR RELATIONSHIP? ME: 05:27 PM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Repeatedly unfollowing and refollowing my ex in Morse code that spells out "I still have your Gilmore Girls DVDs" 09:16 PM - 26 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again 08:20 PM - 21 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. D.VA @HotMessSWAG IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING 05:32 PM - 30 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Relatable Quotes @RelatableQuote When your ex says they'll find someone better than you 12:13 AM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. eve peyser @evepeyser Me trying to get over a breakup 06:43 PM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. what @chanelpuke When you & bae break up 01:18 AM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov HOW TO RESPECTFULLY BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE: -do it in person -be honest -do less karate -why are u doing so much karate during this -stop it 10:27 PM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 🔥 @Sassafrantz Sorry I broke up with you by saying "have a great summer" 03:30 AM - 16 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. hannah @TribalSpaceCat Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show 04:38 PM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. tina @TheFunnyTina when your ex hits you up 03:33 AM - 24 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite