1. A chalkboard sign out front with something quirky/complimentary written on it.
2. Emily McDowell cards.
3. Quirky ways to make eggs.
4. Things hanging on a tree.
5. Jewelry that looks like this.
6. These candles.
7. A bunch of unicorn stuff.
8. Something from Iceland.
9. Something with the word "haus" on it.
10. Matches in fancy containers.
11. S'well water bottles.
12. Local crafts that embrace irreverency.
13. Something with ironic rap lyrics.
14. Aggressively perky housewares.
15. Something for beards that includes the words "potion" or "tonic."
16. Pantone mugs.
17. Little succulents.
18. Fancy whiskey accessories (ESPECIALLY whiskey stones).
19. Bacon things.
20. A wallet made out of something recycled.
21. Old-fashioned things with edgy sayings on them.
22. Expensive confetti.
23. Tiiiiiiiiiiny vases that only fit like three toothpicks.
24. A neon sign on which the price tag makes you learn that neon signs are REALLY EXPENSIVE.
25. These key chains.
26. Stud earrings on little cards.
27. Mason jars with inspirational sayings.
28. Lids for mason jars.
29. A cocktail shaker shaped like a Mason jar.
30. And ways to make your baby wear a mustache.
