16 Reasons You Should Take A Shath Every Day
Shower + bath = shath. Get ready to have your life changed forever.
Have you ever been standing there in the shower and thought, "Gee, I wonder how I could make this boring cleansing experience even better?"
The answer is obvious: Sit down. Yes, SIT DOWN IN THE SHOWER.
Or as people in the know call it, taking a shath.
Contrary to what judge-y search engines might tell you, taking a shath does NOT necessarily indicate that you're depressed.
First of all, standing up is HARD.
Especially if it's a predawn shower and you're super tired.
Just getting IN the shower when you're wickedly hungover can be a challenge, let alone standing up in one.
But of course, if you're having a bad day, crying in a shath is completely acceptable (and much easier than stand-crying).
You're way less likely to slip and fall when you're sitting down in the shower. A shath is the pinnacle of safety.
Showers use way less water than actual baths, so a shath is truly your drought-friendly, eco-conscious choice.
And who wants to marinate in a tub of dirty water, really?
Eating in the shower is much easier when you can rest your pizza box on the bath mat.
And shaving your legs is a breeze when you don't have to bend over.
There's nothing more relaxing than sitting in a nice shath after a long run or other bout of exercise.
You can always stand up to clean the ~essentials.~
Here is an attractive man taking a shath. Shaths clearly make one handsome and chiseled.
Go on. Your best life is waiting!
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!