1. You know there's a form of water better than all other waters. It's called LaCroix.
2. People make fun of you for stockpiling it, but, like... what if you ran out???
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What if I'm in an apricot mood and all I have is LIME???
3. When someone is like, "I only have club soda":
4. You develop really swollen biceps from lifting these cases all the time.
5. In fact, drinking a LaCroix is basically the same thing as running a marathon.
6. Whenever you hear about a new flavor, you get obsessed with tracking it down.
7. You are totally on board with the fact that LaCroix makes you feel exotic and glam even though it's (shhhhh) from the Midwest.
8. The crisp feeling of chugging a cold LaCroix on a warm day is truly transcendent.
9. Or when you get home and finally crack open that first can:
10. After a rough day, you might even go for a fourth.
