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You didn't have to lie on a stage wearing green today.
2.
You weren't royally owned by an inanimate object.
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And you didn't post this on Facebook!
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You paid for all your own stuff today.
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And none of your tweets were about bullying fruits.
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Your Amazon order probably wasn't this bad.
7.
You are a very creative person!
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You didn't do anything remotely this awkward today.
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This isn't your name.
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You didn't get busted by the zoom feature.
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Or embarrassed by your OWN SELF.
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Don't feel down about your own abilities.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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No one watched you die a small death in slow-mo!
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Or sent you the tiniest pair of pants.
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The greatest things in life are free.