Sanrio Reveals That Hello Kitty Is NOT ACTUALLY A CAT

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST SHOCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

1. You know who Hello Kitty is because you’re a person who lives on Earth.

2. But get ready, because EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.

3. Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. She’s a human girl.

WHAT???

4. So, Christine R. Yano, an anthropologist at the University of Hawaii, is currently curating a Hello Kitty exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.

5. Yano was corrected by Sanrio after the company proofread her texts for the exhibit, in which she described the famous character, naturally, as a cat.

Getty / Astrid Stawiarz

“I was corrected — very firmly,” she told the Los Angeles Times. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

6. So ALLEGEDLY, Hello Kitty is actually a human British girl named Kitty White with her own backstory.

Getty / Stephen Dunn

Kitty White is a twin and a perpetual third-grader. According to the Times: “She is a Scorpio. She loves apple pie. And she is the daughter of George and Mary White.”

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