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30 Words For "Fart," Ranked

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30. Cutting the cheese

29. Roaring from the rear

28. Rebuilding the ozone layer

27. The lean mean bean machine

26. Sphincter siren

25. Thunder from down under

24. Fragrant foof

23. Doing the one-cheek sneak

22. Free jacuzzi

21. Nut knocker

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20. Saluting my shorts

19. Ringing the Taco Bell

18. Floorboard lifter

17. Firing a stink torpedo

16. Mouse on a motorcycle

15. White Castle's revenge

14. Just calling your name

13. Passing the ass gas

12. Floating an air biscuit

11. Stomping on the barking spider

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10. Fartrogen dioxide

9. The cry of the imprisoned turd

8. Pop a fluffy

7. Launching an air loaf

6. Horton hears a poo

5. Anal exhale

4. Vladimir Pootin'

3. Insane in the methane

2. Colon bowlin'

1. Blasting the butt tuba