1. THE RULES:
1. You have to read the whole post.
2. You must not giggle, not even once, because you are an adult.
3. You cannot smirk at all, because you are a grown human person with a not-at-all sophomoric sense of humor.
4. No laughing! You are not 12!
5. Ready? Let’s go!
15. Let’s pause for a pep talk! You’re going to win, right? Because whoever did this is SO immature.
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