1. THE RULES:
1. You have to read the whole post.
2. You must not giggle, not even once, because you are an adult.
3. You cannot smirk at all, because you are a grown human person with a not-at-all sophomoric sense of humor.
4. No laughing! You are not 12!
5. Ready? Let’s go!
15. Let’s pause for a pep talk! You’re going to win, right? Because whoever did this is SO immature.
- Athletes probably won't break records at the Rio Olympics. Scientists say most top performers have reached the limits of human biology.
- Bernie Sanders' former press secretary says she experienced repeated incidents of blatant racism while on the campaign trail.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.