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11 Reasons Being A Vegetarian On Thanksgiving Is The Actual Fucking Worst

It's so hard, guys.

Not eating meat on the most meat-centric holiday of the year can be super tough. All we vegetarians have to stuff our faces with are things like buttery mashed potatoes. So disgusting!

And stuffing. So gross, right?

Sweet potatoes are the absolute worst. Feel sorry for us!

And we may even ~have~ to consume some mac 'n' cheese. IF we have to.

While you're eating turkey, we're stuck with horrible, no-good, definitely not tasty roasted Brussels sprouts.

OK, FINE. WE'LL EAT WARM, FLUFFY, FRESH-OUT-OF-THE-OVEN ROLLS.

Guess we're stuck consuming all of these nasty-looking carrots!

Who wants to eat YUMMY BAKED SQUASH on Thanksgiving??? Surely no one.

GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE??? Ew, am I right?

It's a tough job covering our whole plate in cranberry sauce, but WE CAN HANDLE IT.

And of course, the absolute worst part of a meat-free Thanksgiving: having to end our meal with a slice of scrumptious pie.

So don't worry too much about us. It's a tough job, but we'll get it done.