Not eating meat on the most meat-centric holiday of the year can be super tough. All we vegetarians have to stuff our faces with are things like buttery mashed potatoes. So disgusting!
And stuffing. So gross, right?
Sweet potatoes are the absolute worst. Feel sorry for us!
And we may even ~have~ to consume some mac 'n' cheese. IF we have to.
While you're eating turkey, we're stuck with horrible, no-good, definitely not tasty roasted Brussels sprouts.