1. No matter what bra you wear, this is going to happen:
2. Face sunscreen is expensive AND greasy.
3. If you're a lady who shaves her legs, shorts and dresses mean you have to do it ALL THE TIME.
4. This pesky problem:
5. Getting catcalled and street harassed because it's 90 degrees so you wore a sundress.
6. Which means you spend approximately $400 a month on stupidly expensive razor blades.
7. Dirty sandal feet seriously cramp your style.
8. Shorts = chafing = HELLO HUGE BOTTLE OF BABY POWDER.
9. Dealing with the "bikini line" situation is literally the worst.
10. Weird sandal tans.
11. Strapless bras are a medieval torture device, but guess who gets to wear them all summer? You!
12. The horror of having your period when it's 95 degrees outside:
13. Aww, you thought you were going to wear that white sundress today? Adorable!
14. Also, having your period AT THE BEACH.
15. Trying to find a bathing suit that can actually go in the water is a challenge.
16. Those cute new summer sandals? Welcome to back-of-the-heel-blisters world!!
17. Your hair with humidity:
18. And there's nothing worse than trying to blow dry your hair in a hot, un-air conditioned room.
19. Wearing a sheer sundress and not realizing your white underwear has been visible through it ALL DAY:
20. Any makeup you put on will sweat off your face instantly.
