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It's Time To Ban Almonds, America

California is in a terrible drought, and only you giving up almond butter can change it.

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The dairy and grape and livestock industries are all water hogs too, but almonds have rapidly taken over state agriculture: 1 million acres, a twofold increase since 1996, according to The Guardian.

It takes over one gallon of water to produce one — ONE — almond.

That adds up to 1.1 TRILLION gallons of water every year that goes to almond production.

Let's be real: Almond milk is watery and expensive.

It's actually in the Bible that Mounds Bars are empirically tastier than those crappy Almond Joys.

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