1. You take your phone with you to the bathroom at work to sneak in a quick round.
5. This feeling is now more exciting to you than falling in love:
9. You smile IRL when you get a softball question, and people ask you what’s so funny.
13. Lately, nothing delights you more than that tinkly opening music.
15. You live for this adrenaline rush:
16. Playing one of your favorite topics makes you feel warm and soothed all over.
Hi Peter Gabriel, please revise “Solsbury Hill” to be about this.
20. You’ve even ventured into the forums (and quickly ventured out).
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎