1. You take your phone with you to the bathroom at work to sneak in a quick round.
5. This feeling is now more exciting to you than falling in love:
9. You smile IRL when you get a softball question, and people ask you what’s so funny.
13. Lately, nothing delights you more than that tinkly opening music.
15. You live for this adrenaline rush:
16. Playing one of your favorite topics makes you feel warm and soothed all over.
Hi Peter Gabriel, please revise “Solsbury Hill” to be about this.
20. You’ve even ventured into the forums (and quickly ventured out).
- President Trump signed executive orders today to advance the controversial Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines.
- 2017 Oscar nominations for Best Picture include: "La La Land," "Moonlight," "Arrival," and "Hidden Figures" 🎥 🎬
- White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer repeated claims that the inauguration was the most watched ever. But the numbers (still) don't make sense.
- Britain's Supreme Court has ruled that Prime Minister Theresa May needs to consult parliament before triggering Brexit.