16 Breakfast Cereals That Should Be Obliterated

Seriously, do not eat these if you want to have a good day.

1. Grape-Nuts

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NEITHER GRAPES NOR NUTS. IF IT LOOKS GROSS AND IT TASTES GROSS, IT PROBABLY IS GROSS

2. Apple Jacks

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PINK MILK NO THANK YOU PLUS THE GRAINY RESIDUE ICK

3. Life

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I ASKED FOR CEREAL NOT A PH.D. IN PHILOSOPHY

4. Muesli

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COULD YOU BE ANY HARDER TO PRONOUNCE OR ENJOY

5. Kix

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TOO SPHERICAL THE BIMBO OF CEREALS

6. Rice Krispie Treats Cereal

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WHAT'S THE MATTER RICE KRISPIES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SNAP CRACKLE AND POP ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES

7. Cream of Wheat

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HOW COULD YOU EAT THAT AND NOT GET SAD

8. Chex

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WANT PROOF THAT CHEX SUCKS? THE ONLY TIME ANYONE LIKES IT IS WHEN IT'S WITH OTHER STUFF

9. All-Bran

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NOTE TO MR. KELLOGG: THE POINT OF MOST CEREALS IS TO DISGUISE THE BRAN

10. Trix

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THAT RABBIT MUST HAVE DIABETES BY NOW AMIRITE

11. Wheaties

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I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR TEN MINUTES AND I HAVE TO STARE AT PEOPLE WHO'VE ACHIEVED MORE THAN I EVER WILL

12. Cookie Crisp

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HEY AS LONG AS YOU'RE FOOLING YOURSELF WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE HAAGEN-DAZS INSTEAD OF MILK

13. Corn Flakes

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MMMM HOW ABOUT SOME CORN ON THE COB PULVERIZED AND FLATTENED INTO A FLAKE-LIKE CONSISTENCY YUM OH WAIT NO

14. Oatmeal that comes in a packet

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LIFE TIP NOTHING GOOD HOT COMES IN A PACKET

15. Cap'n Crunch

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HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO ATTACHED TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH

16. Special K

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SO IT'S ONLY FOR LADIES WHAT A MISANDRIST PIECE OF CRAP