16 Breakfast Cereals That Should Be Obliterated
Seriously, do not eat these if you want to have a good day.
1. Grape-Nuts
NEITHER GRAPES NOR NUTS. IF IT LOOKS GROSS AND IT TASTES GROSS, IT PROBABLY IS GROSS
6. Rice Krispie Treats Cereal
WHAT’S THE MATTER RICE KRISPIES AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SNAP CRACKLE AND POP ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES
8. Chex
WANT PROOF THAT CHEX SUCKS? THE ONLY TIME ANYONE LIKES IT IS WHEN IT’S WITH OTHER STUFF
9. All-Bran
NOTE TO MR. KELLOGG: THE POINT OF MOST CEREALS IS TO DISGUISE THE BRAN
11. Wheaties
I’VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR TEN MINUTES AND I HAVE TO STARE AT PEOPLE WHO’VE ACHIEVED MORE THAN I EVER WILL
12. Cookie Crisp
HEY AS LONG AS YOU’RE FOOLING YOURSELF WHY DON’T YOU JUST USE HAAGEN-DAZS INSTEAD OF MILK
13. Corn Flakes
MMMM HOW ABOUT SOME CORN ON THE COB PULVERIZED AND FLATTENED INTO A FLAKE-LIKE CONSISTENCY YUM OH WAIT NO
14. Oatmeal that comes in a packet
LIFE TIP NOTHING GOOD HOT COMES IN A PACKET
15. Cap’n Crunch
HOPE YOU WEREN’T TOO ATTACHED TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH
16. Special K
SO IT’S ONLY FOR LADIES WHAT A MISANDRIST PIECE OF CRAP
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