1. Neymar is part of the Illuminati:
3. Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:
5. Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:
7. Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:
9. And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, in fact, Illuminati:
11. Stay safe out there!
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