Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati

IT IS EVERYWHERE! Via the @illuminati_stop Twitter account.

Neymar is part of the Illuminati:

STOP THE ILLUMINATI @Illuminati_Stop

NEYMAR SCORED 2 GOALS MORE LIKE NEYMAR JOINED THE ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

10:09 PM - 12 Jun 2014

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Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:

STOP THE ILLUMINATI @Illuminati_Stop

NETHERLAND'S ROBBIE VAN PERSIE'S HEADBUTT DIVE GOAL WAS FAKE AND SETUP! #WorldCup2014

Fri Jun 13 19:52:38 UTC+0000 2014

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Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:

STOP THE ILLUMINATI @Illuminati_Stop

THE NETHERLANDS BEAT SPAIN 5-1. 5 IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO 666 THE NETHERLANDS IS ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

Fri Jun 13 20:52:35 UTC+0000 2014

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Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:

STOP THE ILLUMINATI @Illuminati_Stop

LIONEL MESSI'S GOAL WAS FAKE! ABSOLUTE PROOF HERE. #WorldCup2014

Sun Jun 15 23:28:47 UTC+0000 2014

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And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, in fact, Illuminati:

STOP THE ILLUMINATI @Illuminati_Stop

DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÜLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

Mon Jun 16 16:43:03 UTC+0000 2014

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Stay safe out there!

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