Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati

IT IS EVERYWHERE! Via the @illuminati_stop Twitter account.

1. Neymar is part of the Illuminati:

3. Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:

5. Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:

7. Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:

LIONEL MESSI'S GOAL WAS FAKE! ABSOLUTE PROOF HERE. #WorldCup2014

— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop)

9. And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, in fact, Illuminati:

DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÜLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop)

11. Stay safe out there!

For more funny Illuminati tweets, visit @illuminati_stop on Twitter.

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