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1. I'm just waiting for you to go to sleep.
2. I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time.
3. I don't care if my hoodie matches your hair, this is WAR human!
4. You laughed when you put this hat on me. I licked my butt before you gave me your pipe.
5. Princess Pussapants condemns you to a 4am clawing and endless meowing. Now BEGONE!
6. And now I suppose you want to ride us?
7. Revenge is a dish best served cold... and with a side of nuts.
8. You milquetoast swingebuckler! I shall piddle in your gallies whilst you sleep.
9. I'm not questioning your taste, Lord Human. I'm denying its existence.
10. One does not put a bow tie on an avatar of darkness!
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