If you've seen this movie, you know that there are a lot of things about it that would need to be, well, revamped to make it appropriate for modern audiences. There's a lot of overt homophobia and sexism and less overt racism involved (the movie's from 1985, so it's hard to be all that surprised).
But the basic plot — a centuries-old vampire tries to turn a teenage virgin into one so she can remain young-looking and hot — is goofy and fun, and the movie even features a big dance number at the Halloween dance. All you need is Robin and the Countess singing "Hands Off" Brandy-and-Monica-style and you've got a showstopper.