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11 Problems Only Lizard People Understand

It's hard being a Reptilian overlord but at least we have each other!

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4. When someone from the Illuminati takes credit for an idea you had.

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Jealousy is a huge problem! It's not our fault we got Obama and you got Jay Z! I got 99 problems and all of them are members of the stinkin' Illuminati.


10. We pretend to be happy about the fact that we have enslaved humans but it is all a mask. They are the true victors in this game of life because they have won the game of death. I am Death and yet I cannot die.

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