1. When you just wanna die but you can't cause you're an immortal being.
2. When people think that free will is real.
3. When you can't go outside because it's one of the days the government puts poison in the snow to cull the human population.
4. When someone from the Illuminati takes credit for an idea you had.
5. When you see a dead human and you get so jealous cause you just want to die.
6. When you're really hungry for a good soul but the only people around are gingers.
7. When nothing can physically hurt you.
8. Oh god someone seriously please kill me.
9. The pain I feel in my heart is too much to bear. We have to fix this. We have to find a way to die.
10. We pretend to be happy about the fact that we have enslaved humans but it is all a mask. They are the true victors in this game of life because they have won the game of death. I am Death and yet I cannot die.
11. When you get to morph into a human celebrity and everyone loves you.
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