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E-Tomb, Social Networking From Beyond The Grave

Come on, don't tell me you've never wondered what would happen to your Tumblr if you were to suddenly die.

Jenny Young • 8 years ago

Squirrel Masturbation Study

A couple of fun facts- This image is not shopped, squirrels masturbate, squirrel oral may prevent STIs, and the file name of the article photo is "Couple-of-wankers.jpg". Click through for the full story. Science!

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Unlikely Animals Wearing Clothes!

Look at all these crazy animals that you would not expect to be wearing clothes! Every damn one of them is wearing clothing!

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

The Epitome of Douchiness

That's e-pit-o-me, douches...Just a gentle reminder.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Best Cat Video Ever

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best cat video on the whole wide internet. Red Cat, you are truly an inspiration.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

One Man A Cappella Multitrack: Pokemon Theme Song

Danny Fong takes on the full Pokemon theme song; performing not only all the voices, but vocalizing the music as well. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one spending the summer alone in my room singing cartoon themes.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

A Lesson in Teen Lingo!

I think it's time we just accept the fact that every few months someone's mom is going to make up a bunch of fake teen slang and meanings... But I really wish they would stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen!

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Pro-Cat Propaganda

There are people out there who want to deceive you. People who want to hurt you. People who want you to believe that cats are awesome. Be aware! Don't listen to them! Cats SUCK.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Tortoise Rider

This little kid is so lucky! My mom wouldn't even let me thumb a ride on the neighbor kid's power wheel without a helmet.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

New NYC Condom Wrapper: Power Button!

The votes are in and the new official condom of New York City is the electrical power button, submitted by Luis Acosta of Kew Gardens, Queens.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago
Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Obama Feigning Interest In Mundane Things: The Slide Show

Pensive, arms crossed, mouth agape, our president does his best to pretend to care about jars of dirt, bolt factories, and more!

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Fuck You, Snow

Seriously, enough already. We get it.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Dear Loser, I Hate You.

A Valentine's Day Classic: Epic dramatic reading of one of the harshest break-up betters of all time. Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting. (via)

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Google Before You Tweet

Brb, gotta go embroider this on some throw pillows.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Dinosaurs For Breakfast

Take your child to a shrink. Now.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Lindsay Lohan: I'm A Hoarder

Niecy Nash gets to the bottom of things with our girl LiLo. Insider claims this is a side of Lindsay Lohan that we have never seen. OMG gurl, you need to get rid of some shoes? Call me! (via)

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Sex Advice From World of Warcraft Players

My head just exploded. Then I read the Q & A, and my head exploded again. I think I just got... how do you say it... pwned?

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

Boy, you folks are really fixing this guy up.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago

The Internet Bible: The Fall of Eve

And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, First I was like : /, but then I loled.

Jenny Young • 9 years ago