Are You More Ursula From "The Little Mermaid" Or Ursula From "Friends"

Ursulas in pop culture don't exactly have a great track record. They're either evil twins, like Ursula Buffay on Friends...

...or they're evil (yet, honestly pretty fabulous) sea witches who steal your voice and fuck up your life to usurp the throne.

But you can't spell Ursula without U! So find out which Ursula U R with this quick and easy "Would You Rather" quiz:

Would you rather:

Throw a party, but none of your friends show up...

Throw a party, but none of your friends show up...

...or spend a full week with your family with no breaks.

...or spend a full week with your family with no breaks.
Would you rather:

Fuck someone over with a confusing contract...

Fuck someone over with a confusing contract...

...or fuck someone over by slowly gaslighting them.

...or fuck someone over by slowly gaslighting them.
Would you rather:

Listen to a drunk person singing "Part of Your World" karaoke on repeat...

Listen to a drunk person singing "Part of Your World" karaoke on repeat...

...or only have access to one song on Spotify, and it's "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts.

...or only have access to one song on Spotify, and it's "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts.
Would you rather:

Watch a porno called "The Little Spermaid"...

Watch a porno called "The Little Spermaid"...

...or watch "Buffay the Vampire Layer".

...or watch "Buffay the Vampire Layer".
Would you rather:

Be single forever, but have a ton of money and power...

Be single forever, but have a ton of money and power...

...or find your soulmate, but you're broke for life.

...or find your soulmate, but you're broke for life.
Would you rather:

Live by the beach...

...or live in a big city.

...or live in a big city.
Would you rather:

Steal someone else's voice...

Steal someone else's voice...

...or steal someone else's face?

...or steal someone else's face?
Would you rather:

Have Les Poissons prepared by the chef in The Little Mermaid...

Have Les Poissons prepared by the chef in The Little Mermaid...

...have a meal prepared by Monica Gellar.

...have a meal prepared by Monica Gellar.
Would you rather:

Have Flotsam and Jetsam at your beck and call...

Have Flotsam and Jetsam at your beck and call...

...have a sit-com laugh track play whenever you make a joke.

...have a sit-com laugh track play whenever you make a joke.
Would you rather:

Hang out with Ariel (aka The Little Mermaid)...

Hang out with Ariel (aka The Little Mermaid)...

...or hang out with Phoebe Buffay.

...or hang out with Phoebe Buffay.